Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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