How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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