one might say we're banned from that church
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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