I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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