yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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