i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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