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And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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