How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
try to milk me bitch
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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