i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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