The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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