Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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