I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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