Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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