Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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