But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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