Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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