Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
are you so shy because you have an std?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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