Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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