But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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