11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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