The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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