Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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