Where is the hickey?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
two words...techno handjob
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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