My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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