he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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