just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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