This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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