i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
