I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
