Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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