People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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