Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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