who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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