Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just want to make out with him forever
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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