It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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