if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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