I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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