so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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