You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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