The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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