Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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