Sponge bath it is.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
