Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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