If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I've blown a few things in my day
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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