i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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