What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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