Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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