she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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