sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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