I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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