Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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