There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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