There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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