sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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