I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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